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“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
Hemingway is proud.
“We hope he has gone to rest”
is there a possibility this man is not actually dead
and that he’s out there
somewhere
hunting bears
If he got 100 he could have got an extra life.
I love the layout of this tombstone
It’s like
BORN
(killed 99 bears)
DIED
Mr. James T Whitehead didn’t do anything else with his life because he didn’t fucking have to
he was born, he killed 99 bears, and then he got the fuck out of Dodge
god bless you James T Whitehead
I hope you’ve gone to a place where you can hunt down more bears
I feel like someone should write a song dedicated to this man
99 Luftbären
(via prouverily)
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You sort of wonder if he stopped at 99 because it sounds better than a hundred.
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dude does anyone else find “we hope he has gone to rest” really ominous
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WHOA RELATED TO THIS GUY
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local bears: we hope he has gone to rest
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