“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
Hemingway is proud.
“We hope he has gone to rest”
is there a possibility this man is not actually dead
and that he’s out there
If he got 100 he could have got an extra life.
I love the layout of this tombstone
(killed 99 bears)
Mr. James T Whitehead didn’t do anything else with his life because he didn’t fucking have to
he was born, he killed 99 bears, and then he got the fuck out of Dodge
god bless you James T Whitehead
I hope you’ve gone to a place where you can hunt down more bears