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  • gemiblu:

The amount of unflattering noises I just made is astounding

    gemiblu:

    The amount of unflattering noises I just made is astounding

    (via floofychu)

    permalink 43,105 notes OH MY GOD irl lol irl strangled choking noises
  • chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Voldemort must be nearby. My scars are burning.”]

    chronicillnesscat:

    [Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Voldemort must be nearby. My scars are burning.”]

    permalink 148 notes irl lol this joke never gets old submission
  • (via queersforfearz)

    permalink 89,997 notes A WILD TUBEHOG APPEARS irl lol gif set
  • argetnyx:

spazzyena:

pipitstrelle:

oh my god i have to draw you

oh my god

Pants-Cat

Not this again…..I’m laughing so hard.

literally crying

    argetnyx:

    spazzyena:

    pipitstrelle:

    oh my god i have to draw you

    oh my god

    Pants-Cat

    Not this again…..I’m laughing so hard.

    literally crying

    (Source: longcatislooooong, via spookyfemme)

    permalink 47,749 notes can't even look at this while reblogging because i will start shrieking again irl lol
  • (Source: santanafinn, via lucillethesexworker-deactivated)

    permalink 94,659 notes irl lol the bottom left guy's face i just can't poor baby--he's staring at some cosmic horror come here kitten i will pet u and make the abyss recede
  • classyshippingblog:

tayloki:

bittergrapes:

rewilen:

secret-agent-melissa-mceagle:

katyofcamelot:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

Hemingway is proud.

“We hope he has gone to rest”
is there a possibility this man is not actually dead
and that he’s out there
somewhere
hunting bears

If he got 100 he could have got an extra life.

I love the layout of this tombstone
It’s like
BORN 
(killed 99 bears)
DIED
Mr. James T Whitehead didn’t do anything else with his life because he didn’t fucking have to
he was born, he killed 99 bears, and then he got the fuck out of Dodge
god bless you James T Whitehead
I hope you’ve gone to a place where you can hunt down more bears

I feel like someone should write a song dedicated to this man
99 Luftbären

 #he uses bears in all his decorating

    classyshippingblog:

    tayloki:

    bittergrapes:

    rewilen:

    secret-agent-melissa-mceagle:

    katyofcamelot:

    youngmanandoldsoul:

    “Killed 99 bears”

    a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

    Hemingway is proud.

    “We hope he has gone to rest”

    is there a possibility this man is not actually dead

    and that he’s out there

    somewhere

    hunting bears

    If he got 100 he could have got an extra life.

    I love the layout of this tombstone

    It’s like

    BORN 

    (killed 99 bears)

    DIED

    Mr. James T Whitehead didn’t do anything else with his life because he didn’t fucking have to

    he was born, he killed 99 bears, and then he got the fuck out of Dodge

    god bless you James T Whitehead

    I hope you’ve gone to a place where you can hunt down more bears

    I feel like someone should write a song dedicated to this man

    99 Luftbären

    #he uses bears in all his decorating

    (via prouverily)

    permalink 13,204 notes irl lol like actually honest to god laughing til i cried idk my sense of humour but i'm just gonna leave this here
  • (Source: jamescoruk, via fahye)

    permalink 465 notes star wars irl lol
  • (Source: justinhammer, via liminal-zone)

    permalink 2,102 notes I can't there's nothing star trek irl lol
  • rosaschaf:

pianokeyplatforms:

Courtesy of http://science.memebase.com/

#but how do i signal for it
#but how do i signal for it
#but how do i signal for it

    rosaschaf:

    pianokeyplatforms:

    Courtesy of http://science.memebase.com/

    #but how do i signal for it

    #but how do i signal for it

    #but how do i signal for it

    (via bubblegum-noir)

    permalink 346 notes irl lol micah look at this schroedinger's exit
  • (Source: liminal-zone)

    permalink 8,716 notes irl lol Sherlock facts
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